"My tooth is still under my pillow. I don't think the tooth fairy works holidays" (Labor Day)
"Man, I need to go to swimming. My pits stink, my whole body stinks! That's what you get: 5 weeks with no bathing"
After watching The Mummy with Dad: "I'm never going to Egypt".
"How many items did you sell today, Mom?"
1 comment:
He blows me away constantly!
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